1.
Gay
sex is illegal in Kentucky, with a punishment of 90 days to 12 months
in jail, and a fine of up to $500.
2.
Fines
against corporations maxs out at $20,000 for felony offenses.
3.
HB152:
The AT&T Deregulation Bill's changes to KRS
4.
In
Kentucky, you are restricted from owning, or displaying baby ducks,
baby chicks, or rabbits that have been dyed a different color than
what Mother Nature has intended for the baby ducks, baby chicks, and
rabbits... EXCEPT, if you're selling more than 6.
5.
A
person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle
of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.
6.
A
2001 Fort Thomas, Kentucky Law
Dogs
and Cats may not molest cars (Fort Thomas only)
7.
In
Kentucky, you need a license to walk around nude in your house. You,
your naked spouse, and all of your naked friends need a state
license, or else you could be fined $1,000 and/or jailed 30 days.
8.
Out
of 120 counties, in 50 of Kentucky's dry counties (Dry... because
alcohol is still illegal there), if a person has enough alcohol that
makes it look like they're distributing alcohol to others, say, like
at a party, or a Thanksgiving family dinner, or wines stored at a
Catholic Church, you can be arrested, your alcohol taken from you,
plus your vehicle.
9.
KRS
440.060 http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=19226Peace
officers must arrest and return any children who have escaped from a
reform institution:
10.
“Any
person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in
connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not
less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars
($100).”
xxx
1.
Gay sex is illegal in Kentucky, with a punishment of 90 days to 12 months in jail, and a fine of up to $500.
KRS 510.100: Sodomy in the fourth
degree:
- A person is guilty of sodomy in the fourth degree when he engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another person of the same sex.
- Notwithstanding the provisions of KRS 510.020, consent of the other person shall not be a defense under this section, nor shall lack of consent of the other person be an element of this offense.
- Sodomy in the fourth degree is a Class A misdemeanor. Effective:January 1, 1975 History: Created 1974 Ky. Acts ch. 406, sec. 90, effective January 1, 1975 http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=19767
KRS 532.090 Sentence of imprisonment for misdemeanor.
A sentence of imprisonment for a misdemeanor shall be a definite term and shall be
fixed within the following maximum limitations:
(1) For a Class A misdemeanor, the term shall not exceed twelve (12) months;
and
(2) For a Class B misdemeanor, the term shall not exceed ninety (90) days.
Effective:January 1, 1975
History: Created 1974 Ky. Acts ch. 406, sec. 281, effective January 1, 1975.
2.
Fines against corporations maxs out
at $20,000 for felony offenses.
534.050 Fines against corporations.
- For an offense defined in this code a corporation convicted of an offense may be sentenced to pay a fine in an amount not to exceed: (a) For a felony of any class, $20,000; or (b) For a Class A misdemeanor, $10,000; or (c) For a Class B misdemeanor, $5,000; or (d) For a violation, $500; or (e) Double the amount of the defendant's gain from commission of the offense, whichever is the greater.
- For an offense defined outside this code for which no special corporate fine is specified, a corporation convicted of an offense may be sentenced to pay a fine in an amount not to exceed: (a) $20,000, if the offense when committed by an individual has an authorized term of imprisonment in the penitentiary; or (b) $10,000, if the offense when committed by an individual has an authorized term of imprisonment of not less than ninety (90) days nor more than twelve (12) months; or (c) $5,000, if the offense when committed by an individual has an authorized term of imprisonment of less than ninety (90) days; or (d) $500, if the offense when committed by an individual has no authorized term of imprisonment; or (e) Double the amount of the defendant's gain from commission of the offense, whichever is the greater.
- For an offense defined outside this code for which a special corporate fine is specified, a corporation convicted of the offense may be sentenced to pay a fine in the amount specified in the law that defines the offense. Effective:January 1, 1975. History: Created 1974 Ky. Acts ch. 406, sec. 294, effective January 1, 1975. http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=20100
3.
HB152: The AT&T Deregulation
Bill's changes to KRS http://www.lrc.ky.gov/record/15RS/HB152.htm:
HB 152 (2015)—the AT&T
Deregulation Bill—will stop landline access for poor urban folks,
and many rural folks. HB 152 will also deregulate a state government
agency, the Public Service Commission, PSC, to strip their power to take customer complaints for cell
phone service and Internet.
Rural folks, supposedly, are covered right now, but for newly built rural homes, AT&T won't have to provide landline coverage to them.
Rural folks, supposedly, are covered right now, but for newly built rural homes, AT&T won't have to provide landline coverage to them.
Now Kentuckians are going to be
dependent on the mercy and benevolence of AT&T's foreign customer
service representatives to get their phone and internet
issues resolved.
Here's the current laws that gives the
Public Service Commission authority to handle complaints for
telephone and internet problems.
278.5462 Broadband Services not subject
to state regulation – Application of requirements of federal
statutes and regulations—Consumer complaint—Telephone utility
provision of service to competing local exchange.
http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=14157
(3) The commission shall have
jurisdiction to investigate and resolve consumer service complaints
KRS 278.54611 (3-5)
- The commission shall retain jurisdiction to assist in the resolution of consumer complaints. (4) The commission may develop standards that are generally applicable to companies that are designated and operate as eligible telecommunications carriers, pursuant to 47 U.S.C. sec. 214(e), or as carriers of last resort. The commission may exercise its authority to ensure that these carriers, including commercial mobile radio service providers that receive eligible telecommunications carrier status, comply with those standards. (5) The commission shall retain jurisdiction over cellular towers pursuant to KRS 278.665.
4.
In Kentucky, you are restricted from
owning, or displaying baby ducks, baby chicks, or rabbits that have
been dyed a different color than what Mother Nature has intended for
the baby ducks, baby chicks, and rabbits... EXCEPT, if you're selling
more than 6. Than it's all cool. Don't do it, unless you're doing it
big. Factory farms of pink rabbits, purple chicks, and red ducks are
perfectly legal in Kentucky. It's only illegal if you have only 5
pink ducks, or less.
KRS 436.600
http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=19037:
“No person shall sell, exchange,
offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks,
ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored;
nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits;
nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby
chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age
in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three
pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who
violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than
$500.”
5.
A person can be sent to jail for
five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a
gift to a friend in Kentucky.
KRS 244.165
http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=11450:
Unlawful sale and shipment by
out-of-state seller directly to a Kentucky consumer -- Permissible
shipments of wine into Kentucky by out-of-state small farm wineries
-- Penalty.
- Except as provided in subsection (2) of this section, it shall be unlawful for any person in the business of selling alcoholic beverages in another state or country to ship or cause to be shipped any alcoholic beverage directly to any Kentucky resident who does not hold a valid wholesaler or distributor license issued by the Commonwealth of Kentucky.
- A small farm winery located in another state may ship wine to a customer in Kentucky if: (a) The wine is purchased by the customer in person at the winery; (b) The wine is shipped by licensed common carrier; and (c) The amount of wine shipped is limited to two (2) cases per customer per visit.
- Any person who violates subsection (1) of this section shall, for the first offense, be mailed a certified letter by the department ordering that person to cease and desist any shipments of alcoholic beverages to Kentucky residents, and for the second and each subsequent offense, be guilty of a Class D felony. Effective:July 15, 2010 History: Amended 2010 Ky. Acts ch. 24, sec. 589, effective July 15, 2010. -- Amended 2006 Ky. Acts ch. 179, sec. 2, effective January 1, 2007. -- Created 1996 Ky. Acts ch. 72, sec. 1, effective July 15, 1996.
6.
A
2001 Fort Thomas, Kentucky Law
Dogs and Cats may not molest cars
(Fort Thomas only). In Fort Thomas, keep your dog on a short leash so
that it doesn’t hump any cars.
Revised Pet/Nuisance Ordinance
ORDINANCE NO. 0-5-2001
AN ORDINANCE OF THE CITY OF FORT
THOMAS, KENTUCKY PROHIBITING THE CREATION OF ANIMAL-RELATED NUISANCES
ASSOCIATED WITH ANIMAL OWNERSHIP, MAINTENANCE OR CONTROL; AND
PROVIDING APPROPRIATE ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITY AND A PENALTY FOR
VIOLATION THEREOF BE IT ORDAINED BY THE CITY OF FORT THOMAS, CAMPBELL
COUNTY, KENTUCKY:
SECTION I
DEFINITIONS:
A. Animal – Any vertebrate creature
other than a human being.
B. Animal-related Nuisance –
Circumstances in which animal ownership, maintenance or control
creates, contributes to, or permits any of the following undesirable
animal actions or conditions upon public or private property causing
annoyance, discomfort or injury to the health and welfare of persons
in the community:
(1) Molesting pedestrians or passing
vehicles;
(2) Attacking or chasing people or
other animals, with the exception of trespassers upon the private
premises of the animal owner;
(3) Damaging public or private
property, to include failure of the owner, keeper or walker of any
animal to immediately remove any feces deposited by such animal upon
any public or private property (other than the property of the owner,
keeper or walker of the animal);
(4) Running at large while not being
kept securely restrained by a leash or other device;
(5) Making noise in an excessive,
continuous or untimely manner which is loud enough to be heard beyond
the premises where the animal(s) is kept or harbored, so as to
interfere with the reasonable use and enjoyment of any properties
within the community;
(6) The existence of stench/offensive
odor, or general unsanitary conditions in which the animal(s) is
kept, so as to interfere with the reasonable use and enjoyment of any
properties within the community or otherwise make their physical
occupation uncomfortable.
C. Animal Owner – Any person who owns
any animal; has a property right in any animal; or, has any animal in
his/her custody, possession, maintenance, care or control. Animal
Owner shall include any person who is temporarily boarding any animal
or has any animal in his/her care, custody, control, maintenance or
possession, and includes any person providing food, drink, space, or
care to stray animals or animals otherwise running at large.
SECTION II
No animal owner shall permit any
animal-related nuisance action or condition to exist at any time
where it involves animals in his/her temporary or permanent care,
custody, control, maintenance or possession, to include persons
providing food, drink, space, or care to stray animals or animals
otherwise running at large.
SECTION III
Animal Control or law enforcement
officials shall have the specific authority to impound any animal(s)
of an animal owner upon witnessing a violation of this ordinance and
to issue uniform citations to any offender. Officials shall possess
the power to enter private property in the performance of their
duties only if consent of the owner or occupant of the property is
freely given, a search warrant is obtained or such exigent
circumstances exist that a warrantless, non-consensual search is
required, as determined by law enforcement officials.
SECTION IV
Any person found guilty of violating
any provisions of this ordinance shall be guilty of a violation as
defined by the Kentucky Revised Statutes and shall be fined in an
amount not less than $50 and not more than $100. Each twenty-four
(24) hour calendar day shall constitute a separate and distinct
violation.
SECTION V
All ordinances, resolutions or parts
thereof, in conflict with the provisions of this ordinance, are to
the extent of such conflict, hereby repealed.
SECTION VI
This ordinance shall be effective when
read, passed, and advertised according to the law.
1st Reading: March 19, 2001
7.
In Kentucky, you need a license to
walk around nude in your house. You, your naked spouse, and all of
your naked friends need a state license, or else you could be fined
$1,000 and/or jailed 30 days.
KRS 232.991
http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=10965:
Operating society without license,
penalty. Any person who owns or operates a nudist society, whether
for religious or health purposes, without a valid license from the
county judge/executive shall be fined not less than five hundred
($500) nor more than one thousand dollars ($1,000), or imprisoned in
the county jail for not less than ten (10) nor more than thirty (30)
days, or both fined and imprisoned. Effective: June 17, 1978 History:
Amended 1978 Ky. Acts ch. 384, sec. 373, effective June 17, 1978. --
Created 1968 Ky. Acts ch. 203, sec. 5
While it may be somewhat creepy to have nudist neighbors, if they kept to themselves, that wouldn't bother me. I'm more creeped-out by the government who wants to register all of the names of my naked neighbors.
8.
Out
of 120 counties, in 50 of Kentucky's dry counties (Dry... because
alcohol is still illegal there), if a person has enough alcohol that
makes it look like they're distributing alcohol to others, say, like
at a party, or a Thanksgiving family dinner, or wines stored at a Catholic Church, you can be arrested,
your alcohol taken from you, plus your vehicle.
KRS
242.370 http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=11293:
"Search and seizure. (1) When an officer or any reputable citizen
files an affidavit with any Circuit or District Judge, describing
premises or a vehicle, where alcoholic beverages are sold, disposed
of or possessed in violation of this chapter, the judge shall by his
warrant cause the premises or vehicle to be searched for the
detection of any alcoholic beverages which are possessed, or kept for
disposition, in violation of this chapter. (2) Any officer receiving
such a warrant shall immediately execute it on the day it is
received. (3) If admission is not given on demand, the officers
enforcing the warrant shall force an entrance into the premises or
vehicle. If the officer finds that alcoholic beverages are being
illegally sold, disposed of or possessed, he shall seize the
alcoholic beverages, arrest the keeper or person in charge of the
premises, vehicle or alcoholic beverages and carry the person
arrested and the alcoholic beverages before the judge that has issued
the warrant. (4) No search warrant as provided for in this
section shall be quashed if it and the affidavit on which it is based
are sufficient on the face. If the search warrant is quashed no
property taken by virtue of it shall be ordered returned unless the
person from whose possession the property was taken both alleges and
proves that he was in lawful possession of the property." Effective:January 2, 1978 History: Amended 1976 (1st Extra. Sess.)
Ky. Acts ch. 14, sec. 221, effective January 2, 1978. -- Recodified
1942 Ky. Acts ch. 208, sec. 1, effective October 1, 1942, from Ky.
Stat. sec. 2554c-34.
9.
KRS
440.060 http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=19226
Peace officers must arrest and return any children who have escaped
from a reform institution:
- The officer of a house of reform and any peace officer or citizen may arrest, without warrant, and return to the institution, any child who escapes from a house of reform or home in which an inmate has been placed on parole.
- A peace officer shall arrest any child known by him to have escaped from a house of reform, and return him to the institution. Effective:October 1, 1942 History: Recodified 1942 Ky. Acts ch. 208, sec. 1, effective October 1, 1942, from Ky. Stat. secs. 2095b-12, 2095b-15, 2095b-31.
This
statute reminds me of the Fugitive Slave Act that George Washington
enacted as President.
While
I see the necessity of this law, after finding all of those dead bodies
in Florida at the boy's reformatory... plus, never forget what
created Charles Manson: Kentucky juvenile prison rapes.
This statute nullifies Section 24 of Kentucky's Constitution: All
Kentuckians have a right to leave Kentucky. “Emigration to be free.
Emigration from the State shall not be prohibited.”
10.
KRS
437.060 http://www.lrc.ky.gov/Statutes/statute.aspx?id=19053:
“Any
person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in
connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not
less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars
($100).”
While I
have no desire to show off lizards to display my religious fervor,
some folks may feel the need to do so, so this is a free speech
issue, as well as a freedom of religion issue. As long as the animals
aren't being abused, what's the problem?
Sure,
some folks many kill themselves handling dangerous poisonous snakes,
but that's their right... their right to be dumb.
xxx
Other random
“stupid laws” of Kentucky listed on random websites, but I
couldn't find a statute that supported many of these claims.
Each year, the mayor of Danville, Ky.,
must appoint "three intelligent housekeepers" to the Board
of Tax Supervisors.
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against
the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
In Danville, Ky., it's illegal to throw
slops or soapsuds in the street.
In Kentucky, according to an old law,
it's illegal to use any kind of reptile in a religious service. It's
not certain if the law would withstand First Amendment scrutiny
today.
In Kentucky every citizen of is
required to take a shower once a year.
In Kentucky you need a license to walk
around nude on your property.
It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the
same man more than 3 times.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and
arrow in Kentucky.
It is illegal to shoot game out of the
window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale
It is illegal to transport an ice cream
cone in your pocket.
If someone steals your horse, there is
a law that allows you to publicly hang the person and no law
enforcement officer is allowed to stop you.
If you move to Kentucky you better be
prepared to bathe -- at least once a year.
A state law that mandates people bathe at least once in 12 months is just one of many unusual statutes that are or have been on the books.
A state law that mandates people bathe at least once in 12 months is just one of many unusual statutes that are or have been on the books.
Lexington:
It is illegal to transport an ice cream
cone in your pocket.
Owensboro
A woman may not buy a hat without her
husband's permission.
It is illegal to
remarry the same man four times.
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
In Fort Thomas - Dogs may not molest cars.
In Owensboro - One may not receive anal sex.
In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
In Fort Thomas - Dogs may not molest cars.
In Owensboro - One may not receive anal sex.
In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
It is against the law to stop swans
mating in libraries.
It is illegal for streets to have any signs that indicate the name of that street.
It's against the law for women to swallow live frogs.
Transport of an ice cream cone in your pocket is prohibited
It is illegal for streets to have any signs that indicate the name of that street.
It's against the law for women to swallow live frogs.
Transport of an ice cream cone in your pocket is prohibited
An ordinance in Murray, Ky., says the superintendent of sanitation
“shall determine whether a person is small, medium or large.” Why
the superintendent should make this determination is left unsaid.
A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.
All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky.
Each year, the mayor of Danville, Ky., must appoint “three intelligent housekeepers” to the Board of Tax Supervisors.
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman’s tie.
In Danville, Ky., it’s illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street.
In Kentucky, according to an old law, it’s illegal to use any kind of reptile in a religious service. It’s not certain if the law would withstand First Amendment scrutiny today.
In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.
In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property.
A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.
All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky.
Each year, the mayor of Danville, Ky., must appoint “three intelligent housekeepers” to the Board of Tax Supervisors.
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman’s tie.
In Danville, Ky., it’s illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street.
In Kentucky, according to an old law, it’s illegal to use any kind of reptile in a religious service. It’s not certain if the law would withstand First Amendment scrutiny today.
In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.
In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property.
It is illegal to shoot game out of the
window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale
In London, it's
illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.
An old statute in Kentucky states that men who push their wives out of bed for inflicting their cold toes on them can be fined or jailed for a week.
An old statute in Kentucky states that men who push their wives out of bed for inflicting their cold toes on them can be fined or jailed for a week.
A Kentucky law says that burglary can
only be committed at night.(what if you're blind?)
It is illegal for pigeons to fly over Bellevue, KY.(making them a huge flight risk)
Kentucky Law: It is against the law to have sex with your wife"s older sister but okay to have sex with her younger sister.
It is illegal for politicians to give away free booze on election day in Kentucky.
A man must remove his hat if he comes face to face with a cow in Fruithill KY.
It is illegal for pigeons to fly over Bellevue, KY.(making them a huge flight risk)
Kentucky Law: It is against the law to have sex with your wife"s older sister but okay to have sex with her younger sister.
It is illegal for politicians to give away free booze on election day in Kentucky.
A man must remove his hat if he comes face to face with a cow in Fruithill KY.
It is against the law to stop swans mating in libraries.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed
It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
Musical car horns are banned
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended
Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
In Kentucky, it’s illegal to paint your lawn red
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed
It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
Musical car horns are banned
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended
Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
In Kentucky, it’s illegal to paint your lawn red
In Kentucky you need a license to walk
around nude on your property.
Lexington: It is illegal to transport
an ice cream cone in your pocket.
A woman who wears red underwear on a
Sunday must marry the first man who proposes.
It is against the law to stop swans mating in libraries.
It is against the law to stop swans mating in libraries.
An ordinance in Murray, Ky., says the
superintendent of sanitation "shall determine whether a person
is small, medium or large." Why the superintendent should make
this determination is left unsaid.
All nude people in your house must be
registered in Kentucky.
An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky
state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on
any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two
officers or unless she be armed with a club". The following
important ammendment however is to be considered here: "The
provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less
than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds,
Any person who appears on any highway,
or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when
clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than
five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars." - KRS 436.140
Any person who displays, handles or
uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or
gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more
than one hundred dollars ($100). -KRS 437.060 (Passed 1942, from Ky.
Stat. sec. 1267a-1.).
By law, anyone who has been drinking is
"sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".
Each year, the mayor of Danville, Ky.,
must appoint "three intelligent housekeepers" to the Board
of Tax Supervisors.
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against
the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
In Danville, Ky., it's illegal to throw
slops or soapsuds in the street.
In Kentucky, according to an old law,
it's illegal to use any kind of reptile in a religious service. It's
not certain if the law would withstand First Amendment scrutiny
today.
In Kentucky every citizen of is
required to take a shower once a year.
It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the
same man more than 3 times.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and
arrow in Kentucky.
It is illegal to shoot game out of the
window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale
It is illegal to transport an ice cream
cone in your pocket.
It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River
in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
No person owning or controlling a
billiard or pool table shall permit, for compensation or reward, any
minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table,
unless such minor shall have first displayed an identification card
containing his name, age, photograph, and the signature of his
parents or guardian. The minor shall keep such identification card on
his person, and it shall be subject to inspection at any time by any
peace officer. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool
table shall keep and maintain a registration book in which each minor
shall sign. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool
table shall supply a blank identification card to each parent or
guardian who makes request for same. Any person who violates this
section shall be fined not less than ten ($10) nor more than one
hundred dollars ($100) for each offense. -KRS 436.320 (Passed 1893;
Amended in 1954, Ky. Acts ch. 232, sec. 1)
No person shall sell, exchange, offer
to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks,
ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored;
nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits;
nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby
chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age
in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three
pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who
violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than
$500. -KRS 436.600 (Passed 1966 Ky. Acts ch. 215, sec. 5.)
Owensboro: A woman may not buy a hat
without her husband's permission. One may not receive anal sex. All
bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of
health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free
from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922;
Repealed in 1948)
A woman who wears red underwear on a
Sunday must marry the first man who proposes.
Anyone who has been drinking is sober
until he "cannot hold onto the ground".
Everyone must take a bath at least once
a year. (The Kinkle Smell Test is used to detect offenders.)
It is illegal for streets to have any
signs that indicate the name of that street.
It is illegal to dye a duckling blue
then offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at the same
time.
It's against the law for women to
swallow live frogs.
No female shall appear in a bathing
suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at
least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.
Transport of an ice cream cone in your
pocket is prohibited.
Xxx
25 Weird Rite-of-Passage Rituals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdHRDjJn_w4
An incredible Colonial America video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Y1jsD3QHE
My 13 Liberal Heroes of Kentucky:
http://thefreedomskool.blogspot.com/2014/11/liberal-kentucky-heroes.html
Kentucky Vigilante Laws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHADXexH46Q
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REPEALED:
A Kentucky statute says: “No female
shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state
unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be
armed with a club.” Later, an amendment proposed: “The provisions
of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than
sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female
horses.”
Any person who appears on any highway,
or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when
clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than
five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars.” – KRS 436.140
REPEALED:
Throwing eggs at a
public speaker could result in up to a year in prison.
http://www.lrc.ky.gov/Statutes/statute.aspx?id=19052
KRS 437.050 Attempting to interrupt or
injure public speaker
Any person who interferes with any
person addressing a public audience within this state, who interrupts
such a person, while speaking, by the use of insulting or offensive
language or opprobrious epithets applied to the speaker or who
attempts to interrupt or injure the speaker by throwing missiles of
any kind at him shall be fined not less than fifty ($50.00) nor more
than five hundred dollars ($500), or imprisoned for not less than one
(1) year nor more than six (6) months [sic], or both.
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But, for example, he shows, pretty
convincingly, that in the slave labor camps—the "plantations,"
we call them, politely—the productivity increased more rapidly than
in industry, with no technological advance, just the bullwhip. Just
by driving people harder and harder to the point of survival, they
were able to increase productivity and profit. And it’s not just
the—he also points out that the word "torture" is not
used in discussion of this period.
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508.160 Disarming
a peace officer -- Penalty -- Applicability. (1) A person is guilty
of disarming a peace officer when he intentionally: (a) Removes a
firearm or other deadly weapon from the person of a peace officer
when the peace officer is acting within the scope of his official
duties; or (b) Deprives a peace officer of the officer's use of a
firearm or deadly weapon when the peace officer is acting within the
scope of his official duties. (2) Disarming a peace officer is a
Class D felony. (3) The provisions of this section shall not apply
when: (a) The defendant does not know or could not reasonably have
known that the person disarmed was a peace officer; or (b) The peace
officer was, at the time of the disarming or incident thereto,
engaged in felonious conduct. Effective:July 15, 1998 History:
Created 1998 Ky. Acts ch. 606, sec. 123, effective July 15, 1998.
http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=19747
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"Newt (former House Speaker
Gingrich) and Mitch (Senate Minority Leader McConnell) are aliens,
not conservatives. They never met a bloated police state they didn't
like."
Quotes from Gatewood
"For all you
Petrochemical-Pharmaceutical-Military-Industrial-Transnational-Corporate-Fascist-Elite-Bastards,
I've got your karma right here.
"If I was going to lie to you, I'd
already be elected. "Ronald Reagan and George Bush aren't
conservatives. They are aliens."
"My opponents are both honorable
men, and I believe they're telling the truth on each other in those
ads they're running. If they're lying, we can't use 'em in Congress.
If they're telling the truth, we sure as hell can't use 'em."
"We're going to take the
government out of your bedroom, your bloodstream, your brain, your
bladder, your business, your billfold, your back pockets, your bingo
halls and your Internet bulletin boards."
"Did my father's generation hit
the beaches of Normandy and Iwo Jima so that I'd have to pee in a cup
to hold a job in America?"
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