Saturday, March 7, 2015

10 Stupid (and Current) Kentucky Laws

1.
Gay sex is illegal in Kentucky, with a punishment of 90 days to 12 months in jail, and a fine of up to $500.

2.
Fines against corporations maxs out at $20,000 for felony offenses.


3.
HB152: The AT&T Deregulation Bill's changes to KRS

4.
In Kentucky, you are restricted from owning, or displaying baby ducks, baby chicks, or rabbits that have been dyed a different color than what Mother Nature has intended for the baby ducks, baby chicks, and rabbits... EXCEPT, if you're selling more than 6.

5.
A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.

6.
A 2001 Fort Thomas, Kentucky Law

Dogs and Cats may not molest cars (Fort Thomas only)

7.
    In Kentucky, you need a license to walk around nude in your house. You, your naked spouse, and all of your naked friends need a state license, or else you could be fined $1,000 and/or jailed 30 days.

8.
Out of 120 counties, in 50 of Kentucky's dry counties (Dry... because alcohol is still illegal there), if a person has enough alcohol that makes it look like they're distributing alcohol to others, say, like at a party, or a Thanksgiving family dinner, or wines stored at a Catholic Church, you can be arrested, your alcohol taken from you, plus your vehicle.

9.
KRS 440.060 http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=19226Peace officers must arrest and return any children who have escaped from a reform institution:

10.

Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100).”


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1.
Gay sex is illegal in Kentucky, with a punishment of 90 days to 12 months in jail, and a fine of up to $500.

KRS 510.100: Sodomy in the fourth degree:
  1. A person is guilty of sodomy in the fourth degree when he engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another person of the same sex.
  2. Notwithstanding the provisions of KRS 510.020, consent of the other person shall not be a defense under this section, nor shall lack of consent of the other person be an element of this offense.
  3. Sodomy in the fourth degree is a Class A misdemeanor. Effective:January 1, 1975 History: Created 1974 Ky. Acts ch. 406, sec. 90, effective January 1, 1975 http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=19767
KRS 532.090 Sentence of imprisonment for misdemeanor. A sentence of imprisonment for a misdemeanor shall be a definite term and shall be fixed within the following maximum limitations: (1) For a Class A misdemeanor, the term shall not exceed twelve (12) months; and (2) For a Class B misdemeanor, the term shall not exceed ninety (90) days. Effective:January 1, 1975 History: Created 1974 Ky. Acts ch. 406, sec. 281, effective January 1, 1975.

2.
Fines against corporations maxs out at $20,000 for felony offenses.

534.050 Fines against corporations.

  1. For an offense defined in this code a corporation convicted of an offense may be sentenced to pay a fine in an amount not to exceed: (a) For a felony of any class, $20,000; or (b) For a Class A misdemeanor, $10,000; or (c) For a Class B misdemeanor, $5,000; or (d) For a violation, $500; or (e) Double the amount of the defendant's gain from commission of the offense, whichever is the greater.
  2. For an offense defined outside this code for which no special corporate fine is specified, a corporation convicted of an offense may be sentenced to pay a fine in an amount not to exceed: (a) $20,000, if the offense when committed by an individual has an authorized term of imprisonment in the penitentiary; or (b) $10,000, if the offense when committed by an individual has an authorized term of imprisonment of not less than ninety (90) days nor more than twelve (12) months; or (c) $5,000, if the offense when committed by an individual has an authorized term of imprisonment of less than ninety (90) days; or (d) $500, if the offense when committed by an individual has no authorized term of imprisonment; or (e) Double the amount of the defendant's gain from commission of the offense, whichever is the greater.
  3. For an offense defined outside this code for which a special corporate fine is specified, a corporation convicted of the offense may be sentenced to pay a fine in the amount specified in the law that defines the offense. Effective:January 1, 1975. History: Created 1974 Ky. Acts ch. 406, sec. 294, effective January 1, 1975. http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=20100

3.
HB152: The AT&T Deregulation Bill's changes to KRS http://www.lrc.ky.gov/record/15RS/HB152.htm:

HB 152 (2015)—the AT&T Deregulation Bill—will stop landline access for poor urban folks, and many rural folks. HB 152 will also deregulate a state government agency, the Public Service Commission, PSC, to strip their power to take customer complaints for cell phone service and Internet.

Rural folks, supposedly, are covered right now, but for newly built rural homes, AT&T won't have to provide landline coverage to them.

Now Kentuckians are going to be dependent on the mercy and benevolence of AT&T's foreign customer service representatives to get their phone and internet issues resolved.

Here's the current laws that gives the Public Service Commission authority to handle complaints for telephone and internet problems.

278.5462 Broadband Services not subject to state regulation – Application of requirements of federal statutes and regulations—Consumer complaint—Telephone utility provision of service to competing local exchange. http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=14157

(3) The commission shall have jurisdiction to investigate and resolve consumer service complaints

KRS 278.54611 (3-5)

  1. The commission shall retain jurisdiction to assist in the resolution of consumer complaints. (4) The commission may develop standards that are generally applicable to companies that are designated and operate as eligible telecommunications carriers, pursuant to 47 U.S.C. sec. 214(e), or as carriers of last resort. The commission may exercise its authority to ensure that these carriers, including commercial mobile radio service providers that receive eligible telecommunications carrier status, comply with those standards. (5) The commission shall retain jurisdiction over cellular towers pursuant to KRS 278.665.

4.
In Kentucky, you are restricted from owning, or displaying baby ducks, baby chicks, or rabbits that have been dyed a different color than what Mother Nature has intended for the baby ducks, baby chicks, and rabbits... EXCEPT, if you're selling more than 6. Than it's all cool. Don't do it, unless you're doing it big. Factory farms of pink rabbits, purple chicks, and red ducks are perfectly legal in Kentucky. It's only illegal if you have only 5 pink ducks, or less.


“No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits; nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500.”

5.
A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.


Unlawful sale and shipment by out-of-state seller directly to a Kentucky consumer -- Permissible shipments of wine into Kentucky by out-of-state small farm wineries -- Penalty.

  1. Except as provided in subsection (2) of this section, it shall be unlawful for any person in the business of selling alcoholic beverages in another state or country to ship or cause to be shipped any alcoholic beverage directly to any Kentucky resident who does not hold a valid wholesaler or distributor license issued by the Commonwealth of Kentucky.
  1. A small farm winery located in another state may ship wine to a customer in Kentucky if: (a) The wine is purchased by the customer in person at the winery; (b) The wine is shipped by licensed common carrier; and (c) The amount of wine shipped is limited to two (2) cases per customer per visit.
  2. Any person who violates subsection (1) of this section shall, for the first offense, be mailed a certified letter by the department ordering that person to cease and desist any shipments of alcoholic beverages to Kentucky residents, and for the second and each subsequent offense, be guilty of a Class D felony. Effective:July 15, 2010 History: Amended 2010 Ky. Acts ch. 24, sec. 589, effective July 15, 2010. -- Amended 2006 Ky. Acts ch. 179, sec. 2, effective January 1, 2007. -- Created 1996 Ky. Acts ch. 72, sec. 1, effective July 15, 1996.

6.
A 2001 Fort Thomas, Kentucky Law

Dogs and Cats may not molest cars (Fort Thomas only). In Fort Thomas, keep your dog on a short leash so that it doesn’t hump any cars.

Revised Pet/Nuisance Ordinance

ORDINANCE NO. 0-5-2001

AN ORDINANCE OF THE CITY OF FORT THOMAS, KENTUCKY PROHIBITING THE CREATION OF ANIMAL-RELATED NUISANCES ASSOCIATED WITH ANIMAL OWNERSHIP, MAINTENANCE OR CONTROL; AND PROVIDING APPROPRIATE ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITY AND A PENALTY FOR VIOLATION THEREOF BE IT ORDAINED BY THE CITY OF FORT THOMAS, CAMPBELL COUNTY, KENTUCKY:

SECTION I
DEFINITIONS:
A. Animal – Any vertebrate creature other than a human being.
B. Animal-related Nuisance – Circumstances in which animal ownership, maintenance or control creates, contributes to, or permits any of the following undesirable animal actions or conditions upon public or private property causing annoyance, discomfort or injury to the health and welfare of persons in the community:
(1) Molesting pedestrians or passing vehicles;
(2) Attacking or chasing people or other animals, with the exception of trespassers upon the private premises of the animal owner;
(3) Damaging public or private property, to include failure of the owner, keeper or walker of any animal to immediately remove any feces deposited by such animal upon any public or private property (other than the property of the owner, keeper or walker of the animal);
(4) Running at large while not being kept securely restrained by a leash or other device;
(5) Making noise in an excessive, continuous or untimely manner which is loud enough to be heard beyond the premises where the animal(s) is kept or harbored, so as to interfere with the reasonable use and enjoyment of any properties within the community;
(6) The existence of stench/offensive odor, or general unsanitary conditions in which the animal(s) is kept, so as to interfere with the reasonable use and enjoyment of any properties within the community or otherwise make their physical occupation uncomfortable.
C. Animal Owner – Any person who owns any animal; has a property right in any animal; or, has any animal in his/her custody, possession, maintenance, care or control. Animal Owner shall include any person who is temporarily boarding any animal or has any animal in his/her care, custody, control, maintenance or possession, and includes any person providing food, drink, space, or care to stray animals or animals otherwise running at large.

SECTION II
No animal owner shall permit any animal-related nuisance action or condition to exist at any time where it involves animals in his/her temporary or permanent care, custody, control, maintenance or possession, to include persons providing food, drink, space, or care to stray animals or animals otherwise running at large.

SECTION III
Animal Control or law enforcement officials shall have the specific authority to impound any animal(s) of an animal owner upon witnessing a violation of this ordinance and to issue uniform citations to any offender. Officials shall possess the power to enter private property in the performance of their duties only if consent of the owner or occupant of the property is freely given, a search warrant is obtained or such exigent circumstances exist that a warrantless, non-consensual search is required, as determined by law enforcement officials.

SECTION IV
Any person found guilty of violating any provisions of this ordinance shall be guilty of a violation as defined by the Kentucky Revised Statutes and shall be fined in an amount not less than $50 and not more than $100. Each twenty-four (24) hour calendar day shall constitute a separate and distinct violation.

SECTION V
All ordinances, resolutions or parts thereof, in conflict with the provisions of this ordinance, are to the extent of such conflict, hereby repealed.

SECTION VI
This ordinance shall be effective when read, passed, and advertised according to the law.
1st Reading: March 19, 2001

7.
    In Kentucky, you need a license to walk around nude in your house. You, your naked spouse, and all of your naked friends need a state license, or else you could be fined $1,000 and/or jailed 30 days.


Operating society without license, penalty. Any person who owns or operates a nudist society, whether for religious or health purposes, without a valid license from the county judge/executive shall be fined not less than five hundred ($500) nor more than one thousand dollars ($1,000), or imprisoned in the county jail for not less than ten (10) nor more than thirty (30) days, or both fined and imprisoned. Effective: June 17, 1978 History: Amended 1978 Ky. Acts ch. 384, sec. 373, effective June 17, 1978. -- Created 1968 Ky. Acts ch. 203, sec. 5


While it may be somewhat creepy to have nudist neighbors, if they kept to themselves, that wouldn't bother me. I'm more creeped-out by the government who wants to register all of the names of my naked neighbors. 

8.
Out of 120 counties, in 50 of Kentucky's dry counties (Dry... because alcohol is still illegal there), if a person has enough alcohol that makes it look like they're distributing alcohol to others, say, like at a party, or a Thanksgiving family dinner, or wines stored at a Catholic Church, you can be arrested, your alcohol taken from you, plus your vehicle.

Asset forfeiture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks 


"Search and seizure. (1) When an officer or any reputable citizen files an affidavit with any Circuit or District Judge, describing premises or a vehicle, where alcoholic beverages are sold, disposed of or possessed in violation of this chapter, the judge shall by his warrant cause the premises or vehicle to be searched for the detection of any alcoholic beverages which are possessed, or kept for disposition, in violation of this chapter. (2) Any officer receiving such a warrant shall immediately execute it on the day it is received. (3) If admission is not given on demand, the officers enforcing the warrant shall force an entrance into the premises or vehicle. If the officer finds that alcoholic beverages are being illegally sold, disposed of or possessed, he shall seize the alcoholic beverages, arrest the keeper or person in charge of the premises, vehicle or alcoholic beverages and carry the person arrested and the alcoholic beverages before the judge that has issued the warrant. (4) No search warrant as provided for in this section shall be quashed if it and the affidavit on which it is based are sufficient on the face. If the search warrant is quashed no property taken by virtue of it shall be ordered returned unless the person from whose possession the property was taken both alleges and proves that he was in lawful possession of the property." Effective:January 2, 1978 History: Amended 1976 (1st Extra. Sess.) Ky. Acts ch. 14, sec. 221, effective January 2, 1978. -- Recodified 1942 Ky. Acts ch. 208, sec. 1, effective October 1, 1942, from Ky. Stat. sec. 2554c-34.

9.
KRS 440.060 http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=19226 Peace officers must arrest and return any children who have escaped from a reform institution:

  1. The officer of a house of reform and any peace officer or citizen may arrest, without warrant, and return to the institution, any child who escapes from a house of reform or home in which an inmate has been placed on parole.
  2. A peace officer shall arrest any child known by him to have escaped from a house of reform, and return him to the institution. Effective:October 1, 1942 History: Recodified 1942 Ky. Acts ch. 208, sec. 1, effective October 1, 1942, from Ky. Stat. secs. 2095b-12, 2095b-15, 2095b-31.

This statute reminds me of the Fugitive Slave Act that George Washington enacted as President.

While I see the necessity of this law, after finding all of those dead bodies in Florida at the boy's reformatory... plus, never forget what created Charles Manson: Kentucky juvenile prison rapes.

This statute nullifies Section 24 of Kentucky's Constitution: All Kentuckians have a right to leave Kentucky. “Emigration to be free. Emigration from the State shall not be prohibited.”

10.

Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100).”

While I have no desire to show off lizards to display my religious fervor, some folks may feel the need to do so, so this is a free speech issue, as well as a freedom of religion issue. As long as the animals aren't being abused, what's the problem?

Sure, some folks many kill themselves handling dangerous poisonous snakes, but that's their right... their right to be dumb.


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Other random “stupid laws” of Kentucky listed on random websites, but I couldn't find a statute that supported many of these claims.

Each year, the mayor of Danville, Ky., must appoint "three intelligent housekeepers" to the Board of Tax Supervisors.
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
In Danville, Ky., it's illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street.
In Kentucky, according to an old law, it's illegal to use any kind of reptile in a religious service. It's not certain if the law would withstand First Amendment scrutiny today.
In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.
In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property.
It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
If someone steals your horse, there is a law that allows you to publicly hang the person and no law enforcement officer is allowed to stop you.
If you move to Kentucky you better be prepared to bathe -- at least once a year.
A state law that mandates people bathe at least once in 12 months is just one of many unusual statutes that are or have been on the books.
Lexington:
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. 
Owensboro
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
In Fort Thomas - Dogs may not molest cars.
In Owensboro - One may not receive anal sex.
In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
A woman who wears red underwear on a Sunday must marry the first man who proposes.
It is against the law to stop swans mating in libraries.
It is illegal for streets to have any signs that indicate the name of that street.
It's against the law for women to swallow live frogs.
Transport of an ice cream cone in your pocket is prohibited
An ordinance in Murray, Ky., says the superintendent of sanitation “shall determine whether a person is small, medium or large.” Why the superintendent should make this determination is left unsaid.
A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky.
All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky.
Each year, the mayor of Danville, Ky., must appoint “three intelligent housekeepers” to the Board of Tax Supervisors.
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman’s tie.
In Danville, Ky., it’s illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street.
In Kentucky, according to an old law, it’s illegal to use any kind of reptile in a religious service. It’s not certain if the law would withstand First Amendment scrutiny today.
In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.
In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property.
It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale
In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.
An old statute in Kentucky states that men who push their wives out of bed for inflicting their cold toes on them can be fined or jailed for a week.
A Kentucky law says that burglary can only be committed at night.(what if you're blind?)
It is illegal for pigeons to fly over Bellevue, KY.(making them a huge flight risk)
Kentucky Law: It is against the law to have sex with your wife"s older sister but okay to have sex with her younger sister.
It is illegal for politicians to give away free booze on election day in Kentucky.
A man must remove his hat if he comes face to face with a cow in Fruithill KY.
It is against the law to stop swans mating in libraries.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed
It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
Musical car horns are banned
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended
Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
In Kentucky, it’s illegal to paint your lawn red
In Kentucky you need a license to walk around nude on your property.
Lexington: It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
A woman who wears red underwear on a Sunday must marry the first man who proposes.
It is against the law to stop swans mating in libraries.
    An ordinance in Murray, Ky., says the superintendent of sanitation "shall determine whether a person is small, medium or large." Why the superintendent should make this determination is left unsaid.
    All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky.
    An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". The following important ammendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds,
    Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars." - KRS 436.140
    Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection with any religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). -KRS 437.060 (Passed 1942, from Ky. Stat. sec. 1267a-1.).
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".
Each year, the mayor of Danville, Ky., must appoint "three intelligent housekeepers" to the Board of Tax Supervisors.
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
In Danville, Ky., it's illegal to throw slops or soapsuds in the street.
In Kentucky, according to an old law, it's illegal to use any kind of reptile in a religious service. It's not certain if the law would withstand First Amendment scrutiny today.
In Kentucky every citizen of is required to take a shower once a year.
It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
It is illegal to shoot game out of the window of a moving vehicle, with the exception of a whale
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
No person owning or controlling a billiard or pool table shall permit, for compensation or reward, any minor under eighteen (18) years of age to play any game on the table, unless such minor shall have first displayed an identification card containing his name, age, photograph, and the signature of his parents or guardian. The minor shall keep such identification card on his person, and it shall be subject to inspection at any time by any peace officer. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall keep and maintain a registration book in which each minor shall sign. The person owning or controlling such billiard or pool table shall supply a blank identification card to each parent or guardian who makes request for same. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than ten ($10) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100) for each offense. -KRS 436.320 (Passed 1893; Amended in 1954, Ky. Acts ch. 232, sec. 1)
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored; nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits; nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange or to give away baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits, under two months of age in any quantity less than six, except that any rabbit weighing three pounds or more may be sold at an age of six weeks. Any person who violates this section shall be fined not less than $100 nor more than $500. -KRS 436.600 (Passed 1966 Ky. Acts ch. 215, sec. 5.)
Owensboro: A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission. One may not receive anal sex. All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. -KRS 252.130 (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1948)
A woman who wears red underwear on a Sunday must marry the first man who proposes.
Anyone who has been drinking is sober until he "cannot hold onto the ground". 
Everyone must take a bath at least once a year. (The Kinkle Smell Test is used to detect offenders.)
It is against the law to stop swans mating in libraries.
It is illegal for streets to have any signs that indicate the name of that street.
It is illegal to dye a duckling blue then offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at the same time.
It's against the law for women to swallow live frogs.
No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.
Transport of an ice cream cone in your pocket is prohibited. 

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25 Weird Rite-of-Passage Rituals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdHRDjJn_w4
An incredible Colonial America video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Y1jsD3QHE


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REPEALED:
A Kentucky statute says: “No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.” Later, an amendment proposed: “The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses.”

Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined no less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars.” – KRS 436.140

REPEALED:
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to a year in prison. http://www.lrc.ky.gov/Statutes/statute.aspx?id=19052
KRS 437.050 Attempting to interrupt or injure public speaker
Any person who interferes with any person addressing a public audience within this state, who interrupts such a person, while speaking, by the use of insulting or offensive language or opprobrious epithets applied to the speaker or who attempts to interrupt or injure the speaker by throwing missiles of any kind at him shall be fined not less than fifty ($50.00) nor more than five hundred dollars ($500), or imprisoned for not less than one (1) year nor more than six (6) months [sic], or both.

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But, for example, he shows, pretty convincingly, that in the slave labor camps—the "plantations," we call them, politely—the productivity increased more rapidly than in industry, with no technological advance, just the bullwhip. Just by driving people harder and harder to the point of survival, they were able to increase productivity and profit. And it’s not just the—he also points out that the word "torture" is not used in discussion of this period.

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508.160 Disarming a peace officer -- Penalty -- Applicability. (1) A person is guilty of disarming a peace officer when he intentionally: (a) Removes a firearm or other deadly weapon from the person of a peace officer when the peace officer is acting within the scope of his official duties; or (b) Deprives a peace officer of the officer's use of a firearm or deadly weapon when the peace officer is acting within the scope of his official duties. (2) Disarming a peace officer is a Class D felony. (3) The provisions of this section shall not apply when: (a) The defendant does not know or could not reasonably have known that the person disarmed was a peace officer; or (b) The peace officer was, at the time of the disarming or incident thereto, engaged in felonious conduct. Effective:July 15, 1998 History: Created 1998 Ky. Acts ch. 606, sec. 123, effective July 15, 1998. http://www.lrc.ky.gov/statutes/statute.aspx?id=19747

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"Newt (former House Speaker Gingrich) and Mitch (Senate Minority Leader McConnell) are aliens, not conservatives. They never met a bloated police state they didn't like."

Quotes from Gatewood

"For all you Petrochemical-Pharmaceutical-Military-Industrial-Transnational-Corporate-Fascist-Elite-Bastards, I've got your karma right here.

"If I was going to lie to you, I'd already be elected. "Ronald Reagan and George Bush aren't conservatives. They are aliens."

"My opponents are both honorable men, and I believe they're telling the truth on each other in those ads they're running. If they're lying, we can't use 'em in Congress. If they're telling the truth, we sure as hell can't use 'em."

"We're going to take the government out of your bedroom, your bloodstream, your brain, your bladder, your business, your billfold, your back pockets, your bingo halls and your Internet bulletin boards."


"Did my father's generation hit the beaches of Normandy and Iwo Jima so that I'd have to pee in a cup to hold a job in America?"

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